1973 - when I started asking questions, like, "Why are we all dressed so funny?"

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Good Times for Bad Poetry


ODE TO AMAZON

Amazon Shopper and Shippers, 
Fill me with essential Bliss. 
Everything from aprons to zippers! 
Nevermore Bargains shall I miss. 
Should my debit card run dry, 
Me canst still buy, buy, buy. 
Lo! In this time deemed Pestilential, 
I was deemed Nonessential. 
Yet from high Heaven 
Doth a Bailout come. 
Judge me not brethren 
Nor dare call me, Bum.

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